Five funny things said and heard during
this trip:
M: Are you hiking in
Seattle this time?
sunshine: Just from my room on the 2nd floor to the kitchen on the 1st floor at night, and back. This is when I stay up late and work and get very hungry. And you?
M: I am climbing Mount Kilimanjaro on my 50th birthday.
Respect!
sunshine: Just from my room on the 2nd floor to the kitchen on the 1st floor at night, and back. This is when I stay up late and work and get very hungry. And you?
M: I am climbing Mount Kilimanjaro on my 50th birthday.
Respect!
At the store, while
trying out a poncho that totally hid my hands, I looked at the mirror and
remarked to myself a little loudly, "Boy, I so look like Sanjeev Kumar in
Sholay."
"What did you say?", screamed a familiar voice in a shrill pitch from the other aisle. It was G’s voice, "Sanjeev Kapoor is making Cholay? Where?"
Being hard of hearing is one of those things I still haven't thought would afflict me or my friends someday. It's all in the package of getting older. And it's definitely coming soon.
"What did you say?", screamed a familiar voice in a shrill pitch from the other aisle. It was G’s voice, "Sanjeev Kapoor is making Cholay? Where?"
Being hard of hearing is one of those things I still haven't thought would afflict me or my friends someday. It's all in the package of getting older. And it's definitely coming soon.
One evening, G
complimented me on my writing.
"You write very well. I thoroughly enjoy reading what you write. It's totally not like Jhumpa Lahiri material. It's not poetic and not like a novel. There is no language intricacy. You know, novels are written in a certain way. The story builds up. The reader anticipates about what will happen next. Your writings are so simple, about such basic events. There is nothing to anticipate. Anyone would understand it."
Me: Umm... So what part of your long speech was a compliment?
G's "compliment" reminded me of what my mom said once. "You write so well, you should author a book. In fact, you write so well that half of the time, I do not even understand what you are writing."
"You write very well. I thoroughly enjoy reading what you write. It's totally not like Jhumpa Lahiri material. It's not poetic and not like a novel. There is no language intricacy. You know, novels are written in a certain way. The story builds up. The reader anticipates about what will happen next. Your writings are so simple, about such basic events. There is nothing to anticipate. Anyone would understand it."
Me: Umm... So what part of your long speech was a compliment?
G's "compliment" reminded me of what my mom said once. "You write so well, you should author a book. In fact, you write so well that half of the time, I do not even understand what you are writing."
Once in a while, I
get into these face-palm moments where I try to say something totally
smart-ass, and things backfire, leaving me with no choice but to laugh at my
stupidity.
I meet a friend in Seattle after 6 long years, and go out for dinner with him. We are having a lovely time, catching up after so many years. He asks me more about my work, and so do I.
"So where do you work now?", I ask, genuinely interested.
"Skype", he says.
"Great! Great to meet someone in Seattle who doesn't work for Microsoft!", I say, all confidently.
His expression was priceless. And so was mine.
I meet a friend in Seattle after 6 long years, and go out for dinner with him. We are having a lovely time, catching up after so many years. He asks me more about my work, and so do I.
"So where do you work now?", I ask, genuinely interested.
"Skype", he says.
"Great! Great to meet someone in Seattle who doesn't work for Microsoft!", I say, all confidently.
His expression was priceless. And so was mine.
Heard the weirdest
mother-daughter conversation:
"Remember, Lord Vishnu is watching you. If you don't drink milk and don't practice music daily, he will go and complain to the tooth fairy."
Who knew Lord Vishnu and the tooth fairy all knew each other?
"Remember, Lord Vishnu is watching you. If you don't drink milk and don't practice music daily, he will go and complain to the tooth fairy."
Who knew Lord Vishnu and the tooth fairy all knew each other?
sunshine
1 comment:
Wrote a long comment but some glitch. Ugh. Anyway, point was that reading your posts is like talking to an old friend. I agree with your friend, love your straight from the heart writing.
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