Despite a late (and bad) start to a busy (yet inefficient) Friday morning, I have my fellow blogger Kima to thank for my morning dose of laughter. What a brilliantly innovative idea he came up with, followed by some very creative suggestions that had me laughing in the lab till the advisor suspected that I spend more time in the lab doing things not related to a PhD. Anyway, I would urge you to read Kima’s post first. Thanks Kima for a wonderful read.
sunshine
Facebook Relation Status Possibilities
Open to exploring interspecific options
Is in a one-sided relationship with ____
Girlfriend of ___’s boyfriend
Conveniently single (depending on your annual income and your U.S. visa status)
Is competing with ___ for ___
Currently has a professional crush on Dr. ___
In a secret relationship with ____
In a predatory relationship with the prey ____
Is competing with ____ for male attention
Is antagonistic to ____
Selectively permeable
Is currently a host to the parasite ____
Is in a stagnated relationship with ____
Recently broke up and on the prowl
Has turned an egosexual (in a relationship with the self)
Has opted the life of an asexual protozoan
Is in a meaningful relationship with Facebook alone
4 comments:
Lot of people would fall under the category of 'one-sided relationship' :) ..at least at some point in their lives...
Egosexuals rule! Yay!!
Nice post, BTW.
Hi Sunshine,
I follow you blog regularly- I'm a PhD student too so some of your posts seem close to home:)
Thought I'd drop in a line finally- This post is hilarious!
LOLz... love this list! :)
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