Wednesday, March 04, 2009

On Distended Bladders

Nothing feels more painful than bearing the pressure of a distended bladder. All the wrong things happen then, the bus ride gets bumpy, people elbow you accidentally, and passing by the lake watching the water takes forever, further aggravating matters. It takes a lot of will power, muscle power, and clenching power.

Nothing feels more blissful than letting go of the distended bladder. It is like piercing a pin through a balloon and watching it deflate slowly. The relief, the ecstasy, the letting go of clenched muscles while listening to your heartbeat- I am convinced that the involuntary moan sounds more authentic than an orgasmic one.

Just my 2 cents on the pangs of distended bladders.



Pavi!!!! said...

Hahahah! well described feeling :D

Deepika said...

the best thing about this space is that.....i never wanted my time back after reading a post!



The Wandering Minstrel said...

u know...there was this story of akbar asking birbal what liberation feels like. and birbal in response locked akbar up in his room. akbar stayed there for a whole day after which he urgently had to go to the loo. he couldnt, being locked up. he yelled and begged and threatened but to no avail. after an hour of howling, birbal let him go and akbar ran into the toilet. and sighed in reflief. 'that, my dear king is what liberation feels like' shouted birbal from outside.

ray said...


I was reading ur blog posts and found some of them to be very good.. u write well.. Why don't you popularize it more.. ur posts on ur blog ‘sunshine’ took my particular attention as some of them are interesting topics of mine too;

BTW I help out some ex-IIMA guys who with another batch mate run where you can post links to your most loved blog-posts. Rambhai was the chaiwala at IIMA and it is a site where users can themselves share links to blog posts etc and other can find and vote on them. The best make it to the homepage!

This way you can reach out to rambhai readers some of whom could become your ardent fans.. who knows.. :)


Shanks_P said...

best things in life are always for fraction of seconds :)

chatduke said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha .... so true ...

anurag said...

never thot ny1 wud describe dis feeling publicly dis way...nice post!

CM-Chap said...

Yes, I know the feeling you are talking about.. Cheers